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Cedar Irons. One last chance to be unbearable.

Clogston leads both season money lists. Hayenga is $322,500 back in net; defending champion Tank is $645,000 back, with one round left. The Cup is beyond reach on the standard payout scale. The Green Jacket is still undecided.

Saturday, October 3 · Cedar Irons (Northshore) · First tee 8:57 AM

Pat’s October 1 update: Tee times moved up six minutes. White tees · Summer rules · $25 skins to JJ on arrival. Final times & scoring details →

Oct 3
Saturday · Cedar Irons
8:57
First Tee · AM
1,000,000
Rounds Simulated
20
Players · One Last Round
What's on the line

Clogston’s Cup lead is secure. The jacket is still open.

Season titles go to the highest accumulated SONY totals: gross for the Commissioner’s Cup, net for the Green Jacket. Saturday’s two-man combined-net skins are a separate contest.

Commissioner's Cup · Gross

Clogston is beyond reach.

Seven gross wins in eight events. $5,600,000 banked. His $895,000 lead over Hayenga is bigger than a standard $800,000 event win. Under the posted payout scale, the gross chase is out of runway.

After titles in 2024 and 2025, he has secured a third straight Cup on the standard payout scale.

Green Jacket · Net

Hayenga is the nearest challenger.

Second in net: $3,915,000. Clogston leads at $4,237,500. Hayenga needs to gain more than $322,500 on him in Saturday’s individual net payouts to move ahead. He tees off at 9:33.

His first Green Jacket is within reach. Whether Clogston receives any finale credit makes a substantial difference to the chase.

Green Jacket · Defending champion

Tank’s defense is a long shot.

Third in net: $3,592,500. Tank trails Clogston by $645,000 and Hayenga by $322,500. He must pass both in the final season totals to keep the jacket. He tees off at 8:57.

The model gives him an 8.9% title share if Clogston earns no more points. If Clogston receives $270,000 in substitute credit, Tank cannot catch him—even with an $800,000 win.

Standings: September 13 rankings; champions: official archives; field: September 19 draw. Clogston is not listed; that does not confirm he will earn $0. League rules allow last-place credit for a paid absent member using a non-member substitute. Final net totals will decide the jacket. Full money lists →

The Clubhouse Oracle · Cedar Irons forecast

Saturday’s scores, one million times.

These percentages forecast Saturday’s individual low gross and low net, using a million simulated rounds and 203 recorded player-rounds from seven events. Winning the finale and winning a season title are different outcomes.

Finale · Low gross

Jon Hayenga

23.8%

Modeled share of Saturday’s low-gross win. Hayenga leads this forecast among the posted 20 players; Clogston is not on that tee sheet.

Finale · Low net

Todd Kibbee

10.7%

Modeled share of Saturday’s low-net win; 13.4% for low gross. Kibbee can win the individual round, but his season total is too far behind to catch Clogston for the jacket.

Finale · Low net

Trevor Johnson

3.7%

Modeled share of Saturday’s low-net win; a top-three net finish in 13.2% of runs. These are individual round forecasts, separate from the two-man skins.

Individual event forecasts, based on the September 19 field. Tied wins split the model's credit equally. These percentages are entertainment estimates; the million runs reduce computer noise, not golf's capacity to humiliate us.

Season Green Jacket: two conditional scenarios

If Clogston gets no more SONY money: the modeled season-title shares are Hayenga 82.9%, Tank 8.9%, Clogston 8.2%. Even with no further points for Clogston, Tank’s defense succeeds in fewer than one in ten modeled finales.

If Clogston receives $270,000 in last-place substitute credit: the model flips to Clogston 59.9%, Hayenga 40.1%; Tank cannot catch that total on the standard payout scale. That would put Clogston at $4,507,500; Tank’s maximum possible total is $4,392,500.

Two conditional scenarios using the same million rounds, the posted 20-player field, and standard payouts. Clogston's attendance, payment, and substitute eligibility are unconfirmed. The $270,000 scenario assumes twentieth-place credit. A changed field, different credit, or his return changes the forecast. Model ties share title credit; league tiebreaks are not assumed.

All twenty players. Yes, we put your number in writing.
Saturday’s individual round · sorted by gross win share
PlayerPast roundsGross winNet winNet top 3
Jon Hayenga623.8%14.0%32.1%
Pat Bangasser714.2%7.5%26.7%
Todd Kibbee513.4%10.7%30.1%
Tanor Johnson513.0%6.8%25.9%
Chris Tank610.6%8.4%27.2%
Matt Uhlar55.5%1.7%8.7%
Tom Mahaffey55.1%3.8%16.4%
George Siemens *14.8%8.6%24.9%
Peter Quaeck *22.8%2.4%10.5%
Jeff Johnson41.6%4.0%16.2%
Trevor Johnson31.2%3.7%13.2%
Rick Haughian50.8%6.2%24.1%
Todd Thoreson40.8%2.7%9.9%
Warren Berger60.6%7.8%26.6%
Rick Loya60.6%2.8%10.5%
Bob Sikma *20.5%5.2%18.8%
Bill Morgan40.3%<0.1%0.4%
Fred Miller40.3%0.5%2.4%
Steve Tarr60.1%2.4%13.2%
Bill McCarson4<0.1%0.8%3.7%

* George Siemens (one round), Peter Quaeck and Bob Sikma (two each) have thin histories. The model gives them broader uncertainty. Top three includes ties; win percentages split ties. Rounding can keep columns from adding to exactly 100%.

How the sausage—and the excuses—were made

Actually run: 1,000,000 complete 20-player fields, seed 20261003. Inputs are the published gross and net scores from Chambers Bay, Appletree, Maplewood, West Seattle, Echo Falls, Snohomish and Cedarcrest: 203 player-rounds. Bellingham's multi-round format is excluded.

We compare each score with that event's middle score, then blend a player's form toward the field average using three prior rounds. Round-to-round variation comes from the recorded results, with more uncertainty for short histories. Gross and net scores move together in each simulated player's round. Scores are rounded to whole strokes; tied places share the relevant SONY payouts.

This is a simple form model, not a Northshore course model. Changing field strength can affect the comparisons. It does not know current course handicaps, weather, injuries, which driver you bought Tuesday, or whether a breakfast sandwich is currently resolving a personal crisis. Pat confirmed two-man combined-net skins on October 1. These forecasts cover individual scores and the two stated title scenarios; they do not model hole-by-hole team skins.

See the complete simulation results and source data · The Oracle's Echo Falls predictions · The evidence against it

Tee Sheet & Details Cedar Irons
Northshore · Saturday, October 3 · First tee 8:57 AM
Season finale · Event 9 of 9

Pat’s final update, October 1: all five tee times move up six minutes, beginning at 8:57 AM. The September 19 draw below has been updated with the new times: ten teams of two, five groups at nine-minute intervals. Check the official pairings for any further changes before the round.

Green fee: $82 · Cart not included · Driving range available.

Final instructions · Saturday, October 3

White tees. Summer rules. Bring $25.

On arrival: give $25 for the 2026 Skins Game to Jeff Johnson (JJ).

Two-man combined net: add both partners’ net scores on each hole. If two teams tie on a hole, they split the skin. If three or more teams tie, that skin carries over.

Payout is immediately after the fifth group finishes. Have your scorecards completed with:

  • 9-hole scores
  • 18-hole scores
  • Team scores for each hole
  • Final net scores for each player
Cedar Irons
All times AM · 9-minute intervals · times revised 10/1
8:57
Pat Bangasser, Chris Tank, George Siemens, Bill Morgan

Tank begins the finale third in the season net standings, $645,000 behind Clogston.

9:06
Warren Berger, Tanor Johnson, Todd Kibbee, Todd Thoreson

Berger is fourth in season net, $837,500 behind Clogston—beyond the standard $800,000 maximum award.

9:15
Trevor Johnson, Rick Haughian, Peter Quaeck, Matt Uhlar

Matt Uhlar was on the winning teams at Echo Falls and Cedarcrest.

9:24
Steve Tarr, Jeff Johnson, Bob Sikma, Tom Mahaffey

Jeff Johnson won the Bellingham Calcutta with Tank.

9:33
Jon Hayenga, Bill McCarson, Rick Loya, Fred Miller

Hayenga starts the final group second in season net, $322,500 behind Clogston.

Last Time Out Cedarcrest
Final · Saturday, September 12 · Event 8 of 9
28 players · Stableford

Matt Uhlar, Greg Seeley, Rick Haughian and Erik Harris won with 128 Stableford points. Chris Clogston took low gross at 75; Harris took low net at 63. Both the team and gross winners were still behind through sixteen holes.

Read the Cedarcrest Recap
Earlier This Season Snohomish
Final · Saturday, Aug 22 · Two-man net best ball
27 players · 14 teams

Gross: Clogston. Again. Chris Clogston posted 77 for his sixth gross win of the season — at this point the Commissioner's Cup engraver is just working in pencil until October. Jon Hayenga's 80 took second, the league's most faithful pursuer keeping the gap honest, and Gray Griswold's 82 claimed third — and Griswold's day was only getting started.

Net: a crown shared. Cam Kashfia and Griswold both signed for 71 — Kashfia going back-to-back after his Echo Falls 70, Griswold completing the day's rare treble: third in gross, a share of first in net, and the team title. Warren Berger's 72 took third outright, the strokes earning their keep as ever.

Team: Griswold & Berger, 61. The 11:39 partners lapped the field by two over a three-way pileup at 63 — Tanor Johnson & Kashfia, Hayenga & Tom Alvis, and Tom Colleran & Lucas Hufford all a card-flip short. $120 to the winners, $60 apiece to the trio, and nothing but memories for everyone else.

The margins: the sixteen-team sheet became fourteen by Saturday, and with twenty-seven players making an odd number, Jerry Nakata pulled honest double duty on two teams. Bill Morgan shot 108 and earned $200,000 in SONY leaderboard credit. And Hayenga stuck the 13th to 4' 2" for the pin of the afternoon.

Full Leaderboards & Payouts Low gross Clogston 77 · low net Kashfia & Griswold 71 · team Griswold/Berger 61.
Earlier This Season
Echo Falls · July 11
Champions: The 10:30 Group

The 1-2-3 best ball went to the 10:30 group — Gray Griswold, Jeff Johnson, Matt Uhlar and Mike Woerner at 133, clear by two — after the Clubhouse Oracle simulated a million rounds and picked them fourth. Cam Kashfia's 70 took low net, Chris Clogston's 75 low gross, and the algorithm's one framed-and-hung call was the basement. The full reckoning is preserved on the event page.

Full Echo Falls Results The Oracle's pregame, preserved in amber — read the predictions
Earlier This Season
The Bellingham Weekend · June 27–29
Champions: Tank & Jeff Johnson

Three days, three courses, one runaway. Tank & Jeff Johnson led the $3,040 Calcutta wire-to-wire, closing at 284 — six clear of the Fagan brothers. Berger & Mischke's 89 at Lake Padden was the low round of the entire trip. The complete 54-hole leaderboard, championship payouts, and round-by-round notebook are preserved on the event page.

Full Bellingham Results The final round at Lake Padden, in words and photographs — read the Wrap-Up